Someone in the chatAVERY mentioned needing a sliding scale of Will Arnett homosexuality and who am I to deny its existence
PLS LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT IT WAS TOTALLY ME I’VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR AGES i haven’t been in the chat lately so maybe someone else brought it up more recently but ME ME ME I WAS THE ONE ME
IT WAS TOTALLY AVERY, GUYS
I was thinking it was either you or Gwydinn for some reason and didn’t want to hazard a guess.
This is beautiful.
the ultimate war has finally began
Whoever Wins, We Lose
lets bring back 2008 memes
me gusta 2008 memes…. u mad bro?
Well that sure was fun. I think we all learned something important! Let’s never do it again.
don’t talk to strangers on the internet because they’re great and hot and funny and live miles away and highlight the lack of people in your daily life that you can tolerate
kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings
I die without you.
Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:
☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm
☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again
☐ A dog looked at me
☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance
☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven
☐ Daylight savings time
☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?
☐ Girls are too pretty
☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted
☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen
It’s time to reblog this again
I know you will still love me the same.
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society