baby-fish-mouth:

cantcontrolthegay:

How To Ask If A Girl Is Gay

1000% true

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

skinnysisk:

My anaconda don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

"how do you picture yourself in 10 years"

callmeoutis:

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itsmuke:

xx

suitsdirection:

Happy third anniversary.
2 Oct 2011

mattressblowoutsale:

o my fucking lord

itscityzen:

having to deal with real life while reading a 80k fic

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*character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
me: omg what if they're bi??
straight people: what if they're GAY?
straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?

Atlanta, GA. October 1, 2014

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